Saturday, August 20, 2011

Tetsuo: The Iron Man - A Review In Haiku


You might find yourself
living in a shotgun shack
once in a lifetime


An office lady
with metal blob for a hand–
the subway is fun


A modern vacuum
now with front crotch attachment
girlfriend is better


Brand new penis drill
brings new meaning to the words
I want to screw you


I don’t need no car
why take a train or a plane?
I got rocket feet


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