It's July 4th once again, and what better way to celebrate American Independence Day than by celebrating a film celebrating the holiest, noblest and most beloved people on Earth - I am of course referring to the Vikings. So here is the greatest film ever about the greatest people to ever walk the greatest of worlds.
Sit back, relax and enjoy
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| Is that like the Wrath of Khan? |
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| Vikings don't like the circus. |
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Translation from Latin ceremony:
"Marinate King in oil, cook at 425 for an hour...." |
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No snark, this is just one of the most awesome movie shots of all time.
The Viking ship is real. |
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| "Spam, spam, spam spam, spam, spam, spam, spam...." |
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| Prepare for the most awesome horn solo ever. |
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| Tony Curtis as The Beastmaster! |
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| Never put hawk in your eye. |
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| "So, Eric, what is best in life?" |
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| Man, Viking keggers rule! |
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| "Man, Viking keggers suck!" |
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| The Chin and The Eyes square off. |
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"So, Ragnar, how have you managed to live this long and healthy as a Viking chieftan?"
"I masturbate a lot." |
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| Eric gooses the princess and creates the backless look all in one. |
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| And Jamie Lee Curtis was born nine months later. |
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| "For bringing Ragnar to me I grant thee pants!" |
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| Whoah, Janet, babe, wrong movie! |
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"You are coming home with me this instant, young lady!"
"Aww, daaaaaad!" |
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"Whoever approaches the bridge of death must answer me these
questions three...." |
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| The Vikings knew how to throw a barbecue. |
Wasn't that fun? And I didn't even show some of the most exciting or dramatic bits (thought I'd leave 'em for you to discover) like the ending battle scene. Well, everybody enjoy your Fourth (unless you're, you know, British or something). Eat a lot of barbecue, drink some beer and pillage some English villages.
