Saturday, September 28, 2013

I Am Iron Man

Just watched Iron Man 3 last night. I missed it in the theatres when it came out because I’m no longer into seeing loud, violent movies that much anymore, but I got the chance to watch the DVD for free and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was a decent enough picture. So what I would like to talk about today is film scores.




See, while Iron Man 3 was a pretty good popcorn flick with some actual intelligent themes thrown in, the music was pretty much a non-entity. I had never even heard of the guy who did the music when I glimpsed his name in the credits. And this got me to thinking that it has been a long time since I have run into a film score that was actually good, or even memorable (I think Howard Shore’s scores for the Lord of the Rings movies were the last decent batch that I’ve heard and that was what – 10 years ago?). Amongst the many faults of the new reboot Star Trek film series (and that is a whole other post that I don’t want to do because I try to be a positive person) is the music or lack thereof, and I remember feeling disappointed that the score for a film series that should contain great music was instead bland, generic and forgettable. Likewise, everyone oohed and awed over the Nolan trilogy of Batman movies and I found them entertaining enough, but the Hans Zimmer scores did nothing for me. I don’t necessarily need catchy hooks at every point in the score – that’s not what film soundtracks are necessarily for – but even the main theme was forgettable… I literally could not hum for you Zimmer’s main Batman theme (same goes for Giacchino’s Star Trek theme). If you can’t even give the main theme of your movie a memorable melody, then people, you got problems.

I think the main problem is that a lot of film composers are just that – film composers… they don’t attempt to do any music outside film music. They are also influenced by previous film composers *only*, and that is a huge problem. See, the whole thing is that the movie composers of 25+ years ago (the generation back from the current crop) is that they were directly influenced by the classical composers (and sometimes jazz and folk music of various cultures) like Wagner, Strauss, Stravinsky and so on (but mainly Wagner). I actually watched a documentary on TV a few months ago about film music and they had interviews with some of these new movie composers, and these guys were going on and on about how they were influenced so much by these other film composers (most of whom weren’t even dead yet) and they weren’t mentioning any other forms of music and I thought, “it figures… all these new scores sound like rehashed scores from twenty years ago, which in turn rehashed classical music from a hundred years ago.” So what we have today (for the most part) is composers getting music filtered through a filter of a filter.

That’s why the film scores of yesteryear are better (god, I sound like a total geezer). See, the composers actually listened to classical music and jazz and other stuff and it directly influenced how they wrote music. Yeah, their stuff is derivative but it still sounds good, dammit.

So to end this post on a positive note, I'm gonna share some of my favorite film scores and explain what they mean to me (I'm a selfish bastard).

Conan the Barbarian (1982) - My favorite film score of all time.  Yes, it is derivative of Wagner (there's something new), Orff's Carmina Burana and Richard Strauss amongst others, but you know what?  Basil Poledouris' music moves me.  I feel anger, love, joy, tragedy, triumph and even a few emotions I can't name.  I love it so much that I bought it twice.  You wouldn't expect that from a score to an eighties barbarian fantasy epic, would you?

Ben-Hur (1959) - Poledouris was also influenced by Hungarian composer Miklós Rózsa, who scored this film (in fact Rózsa was his music teacher).  And what a score!  This is another one that moves me emotionally. I get tears in my eyes when I hear the overture.  The overture!  And the Rowing Of The Galley Slaves theme has become the mental soundtrack to my menial work over the years... every time I work retail I can almost hear "Battle Speed!"

Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979) - Now this is Star Trek music.  Jerry Goldsmith is the greatest American film composer who ever lived.  He knew how to score a scene and give the audience an emotional and musical punch in the stomach.  TMP actually becomes a better movie because of its music.  Yeah, large swaths of it are ripped off from Daphnis et Chloé, but that's an awesome piece of music so I'm not gonna complain too much.

The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) - Old-timey goodness from Erich Wolfgang Korngold.  Korngold was also an opera composer, and it shows in his film scores.  Again, massive Wagnerian influence (detecting a theme here....).  When you hear this music you will want to leap up and wave a sword around Errol Flynn style.  Don't do it though because you will never be as cool as Errol Flynn.  The quieter bits are great too.  All-around near perfect.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) - Already covered this one in my love letter to that movie.  John Williams is an overrated composer who liberally rips from the classics (more than others, anyway) but this score is one of the greatest ever.  And my favorite moment isn't even the rousing march or the exciting action music - it's the theme for the ark itself.  Ancient, eerie, enigmatic and powerful... when I hear that theme I am transported back 3000 years into an ancient world of mystery.  It sends shivers down my spine.

Alexander Nevsky (1938) - Another movie from '38.  This one is by an actual classical composer:  Sergei Prokofiev, who basically invented the action movie score with his music for this Stalin-era Soviet propaganda pic.  The Battle On The Ice theme is awesome, and massively influenced movie scoring for years to come.  It  was actually used in the teaser trailer for Conan the Barbarian... oh yeah, I forgot to mention Prokofiev as an influence on that score earlier.  Oops.

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (1966) - Cue Ennio Morricone.  Another classic film, another classic score.  An interesting thing about Morricone's take on the music for this classic western is in his use of the leitmotiv.  While most composers (including you-know-who) use a certain melody for different characters or ideas in a piece of dramatic music, Morricone uses the same melody but played in a different way for the three eponymous main characters, symbolizing how each alike they all are at the core and how all three are aspects of humanity in general.  Ooh, deep.


Well, that's it.  Seven scores I love.  There are more, but I'll save gushing about them for another day.

Until then....

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Lazitude

Okay, here's the deal.  I originally planned an oh-so-droll movie review here, with some pithy witticisms accompanying some screen grabs, but a)I'm still feeling sluggishly lazy getting back up to speed doing this blog again and b) the nature of today's movie made it difficult to grab screenshots from.  So I'm gonna to what I normally planned to do sans screenshots!



1939
Director: Michael Curtiz



In A Nutshell


I love you!

I hate you!

I hate myself!

I'm the queen, bitch!

Elizabeth SMASH!

I love you!

I hate you!

Vincent Priiiiiiiiiiice!

I love you!

I hate you!

Sucker!

Sucker!

I love you!

I hate you!

I love you!

THWACK!




The End

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Ugh.

Ugh.  After watching all those cheesy B-movies on Netflix I should have known when to quit but I just had to go and watch some more - I have effectively OD'd on bad movies.

Ugh.  I feel kinda sick.  Not gonna review them here (they were so bad that they aren't even worth reviewing... lesson: there are worse movies on this planet then those made by Roger Corman.  Much worse), I'm gonna detox by watching a good movie... I'll review it next week.

Ugh.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

How I Spent My Summer Vacation

Ahhh, trying to get my shit together - it's been a lot of work and I still have a long way to go but I am on my way... anyways, I have missed this blog and now that summer is over I can have fun writing for it again.

So what new stuff did I watch over the summer?  Just some of the *cheesiest* stuff ever on Netflix!  That's right, I idled away my movie watchin' time in the hot months watching some really bad B-Movies, most of them by Roger Corman.

Without further ado here they are:

Not Of This Earth (1988) - This is a cheap Roger Corman-produced remake of a cheap 1950s Roger Corman movie.  The plot, about a vampiric alien sent to Earth to obtain human BLOOD, is inconsequential - I suspect that the real purpose for this film's existence is ex-porn starlet Tracy Lords, who stars as a nurse and of course gets topless in the course of what little there is of the story.  Got to get all the young males hot and horny!  Not Of This Earth is not really worth watching; it's dull, dull, dull and only exists as an excuse to see Tracy Lords in the buff (and personally she doesn't do much for me).

Galaxy Of Terror (1981) - This is less dull but is still baffling.  A spaceship goes on a rescue mission to a mysterious planet and it's crew members start getting slaughtered by their worst fears in some of the goriest (and sickest) ways possible.  Yes, this is the movie with the infamous "maggot rape" scene.  There are some interesting ideas here and the production (Corman outdid himself here) is pretty cool considering that the budget was under $1 Million, but Galaxy Of Terror just can't decide what it wants to be - is it a cheap grade B horror flick or a serious sci-fi film?  It tries to be both but doesn't really succeed.  Maybe with a better director it could have been a good film, as it is it's just an oddity.  But, hey, it does have Ray Walston, so that's cool!  Worth seeing once.

Forbidden World (1982) - This was actually a pretty decent Corman movie.  It's been accused of being an Alien rip-off, but aside from a few superficial items it's pretty much it's own thing, with a halfway clever story about a group of scientists on another planet creating a killer lifeform that (of course) tries to devour them all.  And it has a truckload of gratuitous female nudity, so there's that.  The dialogue is laughable, some of the situations are insane and sometimes it all makes no sense but Forbidden World is actually a pretty fun viewing - if you are in the mood for a movie with lots of gooey alien action and boobs, then I heartily recommend it.

Creature (1985) - Not a Roger Corman movie.  This one is sort of an Alien ripoff, but it's mildly entertaining.  Most of the actors aren't worth mentioning, except one - the great Klaus Kinski.  That's right, the insane but brilliant actor and subject of this site's own month-long Kinskifest is in this cheapo sci-fi horror flick and he's about the only reason to see it.  The FX are decent although the Creature itself is pretty lame looking.  The movie drags but is entertaining enough although I probably don't need to see it ever again.  If you are a fan of Kinski (like I am) you should probably see this once.

Well, that's it.  Four cheap horror movies available online to anyone with a Netflix account.  Now, if you'll excuse me I have to what, what's that oh my god it's ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh