Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Star Trek. Show all posts

Sunday, December 15, 2013

There Is No Comparison... Until Now


Today, no review but a quick rumination on a film I both re-watched and watched for the first time recently:

1979
Director: Robert Wise


It’s funny how your perception of something can change. I have always liked Star Trek: The Motion Picture, at least I thought I have. See, ever since I was a kid I have watched it either in the extended VHS cut or the DVD Director’s Cut… but until about a week ago I had never seen the original theatrical cut, since it hadn’t been available on home video until recently. I had always wondered about all the hate for the movie… yeah, sure, it is slow and things seem to be a bit muted compared to the original TV show

And yeah, okay, the costumes are horrible.

but there is a good science fiction story and some actual character development once you look past all the pretty special effects and music and such.



Well, after seeing the original theatrical cut I understand now how people back in 1979 would have been less than plussed with this film. The movie feels choppy and confusing, with sudden cuts and lots of stuff left out. I had read before about how the film was cut down for the original release but I was still surprised at how many scenes that I took for granted were *not* in the theatrical version. The biggest omission was the key moment with Spock weeping for V’Ger (“Logic and knowledge are not enough”).


*Manly Tears*

Leaving this scene out basically destroys his character arc for the movie – STTMP is partially about Spock’s journey to find himself and attain spiritual fulfillment, and leaving out this self-realization *really* hurts the film.

Watching the theatrical cut also got me to thinking about director’s cuts of movies in general. In 2000 Robert Wise was given a chance to go back and finish Star Trek the way he wanted to back in 1979. The results are pretty good. While there is some playing around with SFX for the sake of playing around (the tram station looks pretty but was it necessary), mostly he just tries to make things look like the original storyboards (Vulcan looks sooooo much better) and what things in general would have looked like had he had time to actually finish the movie.




He thus does not engage in the George Lucas wankery of making a movie from the seventies look like some unholy hybrid of that era and the modern day (“Hi, you are watching a movie from the SEVENTIES oh now WHACK! It’s 2003!”).



For the most part the director’s cut looks like a movie from 1979 (there are a few spots where the CGI is obvious). And that’s what a director’s cut *should* be, not an excuse to go back and keep fiddling with something that you were never satisfied with because you’re a compulsive perfectionist neurotic. GEORGE.


If this were a George Lucas movie there would be
robots and lizards in the background, or something.

The only beef I have is that the 1980s TV extended cut is not on DVD (it was only ever released on VHS). While it is bloated (they threw just about everything they had in there) and there is one scene with a glaring special effects failure (the set wasn’t finished so you see scaffolding and lights) it would still be cool to have it to view for reference on DVD or Blu-Ray (for all you people with money out there). Maybe a three or four disc Mega Ultimate Special Edition? So for all of you who saw Star Trek: The Motion Picture back in the day and hated it, I understand. Pick up the Director’s Cut on DVD (it isn’t out on Blu-Ray yet) and see what you missed out on in the theatre. For those of you who haven’t seen the original theatrical version, pick it up and watch it and understand why it inspired so much ire from fans – and why they hailed the sequel.



Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Boldly Going Where Every Blog Post Has Gone Before

Well, I'm back as promised (well, a little bit late) with a positive review, although it won't be a conventional essay.  No, I'm feeling lazy so it's going to be another review in pictures, just like Die Nibelungen was.  And it will be positive in the sense that it will not be downbeat.  So you see, I am fulfilling my obligation to you the reader and thus am not technically committing a lie.  I'm slick, ain't I?

So what is the subject of this review?  Well, hold on to your hats because I'm actually tackling AMERICAN animation for once (why should the Japanese have all the fun?).  And it's a television program.  Made in the Seventies.  And the title of this gem is... Star Trek.  Yes, prepare yourself for some 70s Filmation Cheese (Hey, at least it's not as bad as Hanna Barbera - uh oh, there I go being negative, stop it, stop it....) and enjoy the ride through the Final Frontier as I give you






Kirk and Co. looking fabulous.

 Star Trek needs more miniskirt-centric episodes like this one (ahem).
Also, when did Nurse Chapel join Security?


Facts I Learned From Star Trek: The Animated Series,
#1: The Japanese did not invent animated tentacle rape.


I guess the ship's tailor is a Captain Picard fan.
 
Facts I Learned From Star Trek: The Animated Series,
#2: The color of you eyes...

 ...is the exact same as the color of your skin.
Also, Kirk apparently snorts cocaine.


"Spock, I think we'll have to practice harder 
if we want to win the interpretive dance competition."


 The first clue that this is a Saturday Morning Kid's Program:
Kirk gets hit on by a woman and he doesn't  immediately
"educate" her in "this thing you humans call kissing."


Spock, getting a free lapdance...

...and McCoy, getting his groove on.  Cue Marvin Gaye!

"They don't understand you.  Only I understand you, my love."

Alright, slashers. On your mark, get set....

Okay, before it was Kirk, now the whole bridge crew is trippin'.  What gives?

"What's that look, Jim?  What are doing with that tribble, Jim?
Where are you going to put that tribble, Captain?"

 Facts I Learned From Star Trek: The Animated Series,
#3: Captain Kirk laughs just like a Japanese schoolgirl.


For those of you with a Furry fetish, TAS DELIVERS!

"Is Nurse Chapel gonna hafta choke a bitch?"

 "Since joining these men I have seen shit that will turn you white."
 
Jimi Hendrix eat your heart out.

Holy crap, now it's a strung-out alien!  
What is with all the drug use on this show?




Well, there you go, that's Star Trek: The Animated Series.  It's an okay show.  It's not great, but it is an entertaining enough way to spend a half of an hour.  It's certainly a better Star Trek show than Voyager or the cosmic shit-storm that is (ack) Enterprise.  


There I go, being negative again...




Happy Place. 


Happy Place. 


Happy Place.