Saturday, March 23, 2013

How To And How Not To Celebrate The Birthday Of A Famous Filmmaker

Today is the birthday of Akira Kurosawa, who would have been 103 this year.  To mark the occasion, Hulu is putting up a good chunk of his movies free to view for the duration of the entire weekend.

However, I must warn any potential viewer *NOT* to take them up on this, as without Hulu Plus (which you have to pay for) you get multiple ads during the movies.  I started watching one, and about fifteen minutes in was suddenly rudely shocked by having an advertisement for Spring Breakers shoved into my face.  This is akin to having a five-star gourmet Italian meal and having venom-covered wood spikes rammed into your eyeballs and goat diarrhea poured down your throat every fifteen minutes.  Not worth it.

I understand if you want to put ads on during your TV shows, Hulu.  Hell, even doing that with most movies is fine, I understand you have to make money.  But not Kurosawa.  Having you do this is like me going to a Jewish synagogue wearing a Passion Of The Christ t-shirt or running naked into a Catholic cathedral during mass and screaming "FUCK THE DEVIL!  FUCK THE DEVIL!" while masturbating and shitting everywhere.

So anyway, if you want to commemorate Kurosawa's birthday and watch one of his movies, I suggest that you just go out and buy one of them - Seven Samurai is a good choice if you haven't already seen it, and if you haven't you need to buy it now... every movie collection is incomplete without Seven Samurai.  After that you can pick from any of his work... you can't go wrong with a Kurosawa movie.




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